GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie